Looking for funny pizza puns to share with friends and family? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as pizza captions or an X status on Instagram, Facebook, or Whatsapp? Here are my favorite X jokes and puns to brighten your day!
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How to Use these Pizza Puns & Jokes
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The Best Pizza Puns for Pizza Captions & Statuses
Here are my favorite pizza puns for every circumstance.
I take pizza on my walks because I like some pep in my step.
Cut my life into pizzas. This is my last resort.
You stole a pizza my heart.
Why don’t you crust me?
Stop being a male anchov-inist pig.
I don’t want pizza. I knead it.
I like Hawaiian pizza just fine-apple.
Flood the calzone.
Six feet deep dish.
Why do I go all to pizzas?
Don’t be so sauce-y with me.
You’re such a weir-dough.
I like my stomach like I like my pizza crust: stuffed.
Keep your eye on the pies.
Hamburgers are great, but pizza is tops.
I never sausage a delicious pizza.
If at first, you don’t succeed, try pie again.
Slice, slice, baby.
Taking you out for pizza is the yeast I can do.
Fight the pizza-triarchy.
Please don’t but ketchup on your pizza. In Heinz sight, it won’t be a good idea.
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