Last Updated on: 8th August 2021, 10:52 pm
Looking for funny pizza puns to share with friends and family? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as pizza captions or an X status on Instagram, Facebook, or Whatsapp? Here are my favorite X jokes and puns to brighten your day!
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How to Use these Pizza Puns & Jokes
Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about pizza for your photo captions, pizza Instagram captions, pizza Whatsapp status, Viber status, pizza Facebook status, or however you want!. If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work!
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The Best Pizza Puns for Pizza Captions & Statuses
Here are my favorite pizza puns for every circumstance.
I take pizza on my walks because I like some pep in my step.
Cut my life into pizzas. This is my last resort.
You stole a pizza my heart.
Why don’t you crust me?
Stop being a male anchov-inist pig.

I don’t want pizza. I knead it.
I like Hawaiian pizza just fine-apple.
Flood the calzone.
Six feet deep dish.
Occu-pie Wallstreet

Why do I go all to pizzas?
Don’t be so sauce-y with me.
Pupp-eroni Love
You’re such a weir-dough.
I like my stomach like I like my pizza crust: stuffed.

Keep your eye on the pies.
Hamburgers are great, but pizza is tops.
I never sausage a delicious pizza.
If at first, you don’t succeed, try pie again.
Slice, slice, baby.

Taking you out for pizza is the yeast I can do.
Fight the pizza-triarchy.
Please don’t but ketchup on your pizza. In Heinz sight, it won’t be a good idea.
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