23 Puntastic Pizza Puns for Perfect Pizza Captions and Statuses

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Looking for funny pizza puns to share with friends and family? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as pizza captions or an X status on Instagram, Facebook, or Whatsapp? Here are my favorite X jokes and puns to brighten your day!

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Jokes about Pizza Puns for Pizza Instagram Captions and Pizza WhatsApp Status

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The Best Pizza Puns for Pizza Captions & Statuses

Here are my favorite pizza puns for every circumstance.

I take pizza on my walks because I like some pep in my step.

Cut my life into pizzas. This is my last resort.

You stole a pizza my heart.

Why don’t you crust me?

Stop being a male anchov-inist pig. 

Jokes about Pizza Puns for Pizza Instagram Captions and Pizza WhatsApp Status

I don’t want pizza. I knead it.

I like Hawaiian pizza just fine-apple.

Flood the calzone.

Six feet deep dish.

Occu-pie Wallstreet

Jokes about Pizza Puns for Pizza Instagram Captions and Pizza WhatsApp Status

Why do I go all to pizzas?

Don’t be so sauce-y with me.

Pupp-eroni Love

You’re such a weir-dough.

I like my stomach like I like my pizza crust: stuffed.

Jokes about Pizza Puns for Pizza Instagram Captions and Pizza WhatsApp Status

Keep your eye on the pies

Hamburgers are great, but pizza is tops.

I never sausage a delicious pizza.

If at first, you don’t succeed, try pie again.

Slice, slice, baby.

Jokes about Pizza Puns for Pizza Instagram Captions and Pizza WhatsApp Status

Taking you out for pizza is the yeast I can do.

Fight the pizza-triarchy.

Please don’t but ketchup on your pizza. In Heinz sight, it won’t be a good idea. 

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