Looking for hilarious Colorado puns to share with friends before a trip to Colorado? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Colorado Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite Colorado jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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How to Use these Colorado Puns & Jokes
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Colorado Puns & Jokes about Colorado
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Colorado Travel Puns
Cry me a Colorado river.’
Hope Colorado Springs eternal.
Colorado is a Denver of thieves.
Drop the Pike.
Hold your Horsetooth.
Go and brush your Boulder off
Get, that, dirt off your Boulder (two Boulder puns from the same Jay-Z song? I couldn’t help myself)
It’s time to Pueb-go home.
Colorado doesn’t whisper, it Aurora-s.
I hear Colorado Fort Collins my name.
I can think of Vermillion reasons why I want to be in Colorado.
I can’t Bear Canyon to leave.
Turn the other Creek.
Once upon a Dream Lake.
Colorado Animal Puns
Time to arma-chill-o.
This vacation has been so great that I can bear-ly stand to leave.
I wolf you. (for fans of You)
Elk! I need somebody.
Be a deer.
Colorado Weather Puns
Oh hail no!
Girls just wanna have sun.
There’s no business like snow business.
In Colorado they say ice to meet you.
We’ll be there in snow time.
What a frost-y reception.
Colorado Lake Puns
A day at the lake buoys my spirits!
Colorado, I lake you a lot!
Lake hair, don’t care.
Let minnow if you want to spend the day at the lake!
One night Grand.
Colorado Mountain Puns
Don’t peak, I know just what you’re saying.
Mountains are just hill-areas.
Get some range.
I’d love to go up to Pike’s Peak, but I don’t see the point.
It’s just Rocky roll to me.
Colorado Skiing Puns
We’re having a great time. Thanks for Aspen!
Don’t go Breckenridge my heart.
I always apres-ciate my time in Colorado.
Telluride that it’s time to go home.
Snow long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good night
That’s a thinly Vail-ed insult.
You’re a black diamond in the rough.
She’s a Crested Butte.
All you need is gloves.
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5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Colorado
The Lonely Planet Colorado guidebook. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.
An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a local sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road. (For people without American cell phone plans).
Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Denver because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day.
Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!
Before you leave for Colorado make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging enjoying time in the beautiful (but occasionally slippery) outdoors.
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