50 Hilarious Colorado Puns & Inspiration for Colorado Instagram Captions

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Looking for hilarious Colorado puns to share with friends before a trip to Colorado? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Colorado Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite Colorado jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!


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How to Use these Colorado Puns & Jokes

Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about Colorado for your photo captions, Instagram captions, Colorado Whatsapp status, Viber status, or however you want!. If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work! 


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Colorado Puns & Jokes about Colorado

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Colorado Travel Puns


Cry me a Colorado river.’


Hope Colorado Springs eternal.


Colorado is a Denver of thieves.


Drop the Pike.


USA - Colorado - Aerial/Drone photograph of a sunset over the Colorado state capital building. Capital city of Denver. The Rocky Mountains can be seen on the horizon


Hold your Horsetooth.


Go and brush your Boulder off


Get, that, dirt off your Boulder (two Boulder puns from the same Jay-Z song? I couldn’t help myself)


It’s time to Pueb-go home. 


Colorado doesn’t whisper, it Aurora-s.


I hear Colorado Fort Collins my name.


USA - Colorado - rafting the colorado river


I can think of Vermillion reasons why I want to be in Colorado.


I can’t Bear Canyon to leave.


Turn the other Creek.


Once upon a Dream Lake.




Colorado Animal Puns


USA - Colorado - Rocky Mountain Arsenal National Wildlife Refuge near Denver, Colorado - bison with Denver skyline in background


Time to arma-chill-o.


This vacation has been so great that I can bear-ly stand to leave.

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I wolf you. (for fans of You)


USA - Colorado - North American Elks on the Rocky Mountain Meadow in Colorado, United States. Resting Elks


Elk! I need somebody. 


Be a deer.


Good bison.




Colorado Weather Puns


USA - Colorado - Colorado River from Nankoweap Granaries in Grand Canyon


Oh hail no!


Girls just wanna have sun.


There’s no business like snow business.


In Colorado they say ice to meet you.


We’ll be there in snow time.


What a frost-y reception.



Colorado Lake Puns


USA - Colorado - Bear Lake - A sunny summer morning view of a rocky section of Bear Lake, Rocky Mountain National Park, Colorado, USA.


A day at the lake buoys my spirits!


Colorado, I lake you a lot!


Lake hair, don’t care.


Let minnow if you want to spend the day at the lake!


One night Grand.



Colorado Mountain Puns


USA - Colorado - Maroon Bells and Maroon Lake - A wide-angle autumn midday view of snow coated Maroon Bells reflecting in crystal clear Maroon Lake, Aspen, Colorado, USA.


Don’t peak, I know just what you’re saying. 


Mountains are just hill-areas.


Get some range.


I’d love to go up to Pike’s Peak, but I don’t see the point.


It’s just Rocky roll to me.



Colorado Skiing Puns


USA - Colorado - View of a Colorado ski resort on a nice winter day; skiers and snowboarders skiing down the slope to the base of a chairlift; trees and mountains in the background


We’re having a great time. Thanks for Aspen!


Don’t go Breckenridge my heart. 


I always apres-ciate my time in Colorado.


Telluride that it’s time to go home.


Snow long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good night


That’s a thinly Vail-ed insult.


USA - Colorado - Telluride, Colorado small town Mountain Village in summer 2019 with view of San Juan Mountains and modern resort lodge apartment condo architecture


Yous Arapahoe.


You’re a black diamond in the rough.


She’s a Crested Butte.


All you need is gloves.


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The Lonely Planet Colorado guidebook. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.


An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a local sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road. (For people without American cell phone plans).


Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.


A Camera since Colorado is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.


A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Denver because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day. 



Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!


Before you leave for Colorado make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging enjoying time in the beautiful (but occasionally slippery) outdoors.


I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.



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