25 Illuminating Lighthouse Puns for Perfect Lighthouse Instagram Captions

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Looking for funny lighthouse puns to share with friends and family? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as lighthouse captions or a lighthouse status on Instagram, Facebook, or Whatsapp? Here are my favorite lighthouse jokes and puns to brighten your day!

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How to Use these Lighthouse Puns & Jokes

Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about lighthouses for your photo captions, lighthouse Instagram captions, lighthouse Whatsapp status, Viber status, lighthouse Facebook status, or however, you want! If you do use one, I’d love it if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work! 

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If you want more lighthouse caption ideas, check out 50 Lovely Quotes about Lighthouses.

The Best Lighthouse Puns for Lighthouse Captions & Statuses

Here are my favorite lighthouse puns for every circumstance.

This picture is relationship shoals.

This lighthouse is a real keeper.

I don’t harbor any ill will.

This trip has really buoyed my spirits.

He knows who brings home the beacon.

Sunset by West Quoddy Head lighthouse, with its red and white stripes, referred to as the “candy cane” lighthouse, in down east Maine, in New England. It is located in the easternmost point in USA.

Islet my imagination run wild.

Jetlag has wrecked me.

Ship happens.

This lighthouse has been around for over a century. It’s really earned its stripes.

Good reef!

Cape Neddick Lighthouse at old village of York in Maine, USA

The lighthouse really towers over us!

Stopping at a lighthouse really gives us time to reflect.

It shore is pretty!

I can’t wait to walk down the isle. (Perfect for an engagement caption or honeymoon caption).

Manned in the place where you live

Covehead Lighthouse in Stanhope (Prince Edward Island, Canada)

We tried to see the lighthouse, but we mist it.

We wanted to see the lighthouse, but we don’t have the foggiest idea where it is!

Not all lighthouses wear capes.

This lighthouse is about to get lit.

It’s a tramp lamp

Peggy's Point Lighthouse in Nova Scotia Canada with blue sky and rocks in foreground

Island-ed at this beautiful spot.

Take cove-r.

The Capes of Wrath.

Once we got to the lighthouse, we decided to coast.

We’re just a cupola girls taking a lighthouse selfie.

Want more Hilarious Puns?

I’m a little obsessed with puns. If you are too, check out:

101 Travel Puns & Jokes for Hilarious Travel Instagram Captions & Whatsapp Statuses

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For more great puns, check out my entire library of Quotes, Puns, & Memes.

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