Looking for hilarious Denmark puns to share with friends before a trip to Denmark? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Denmark Instagram captions or a Denmark status on your trip? Here are my favorite Denmark jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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How to Use these Denmark Puns & Jokes
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The Best Denmark Puns for Denmark Instagram Captions & Whatsapp Statuses
Here are my favorite Denmark puns for every circumstance.
Danish City Puns
This city is Dope-nhagen
Aarhus, in the middle of our street
Don’t Roskilde the vibes.
I love Copenhagen out with you.
Odense me in.
I’m not Copen very well with the fact that I have to leave today.
Aarhus is a very, very, very fine house
Stop Horsens around.
Ain’t Skagen ’bout love.
What a time to be in Skive.
Denmark Travel Puns
I would love to live here, but I can’t a fjord it.
We mermaid for each other.
Night and Dane
Tivoli have eyes for you.
Everything’s coming up Rosenborg.
The end is Nyhavn
Hamlet it up
This place has tons of Stora-ge.
I don’t care if we have a daughter Øresund.
The lighthouse at the end of the tunnel.
What the duckling?
I’m simply Amaled! (okay this play on Amalienborg palace is a stretch, but I like it).
Greed Egeskov and Ham
From A to Zealand
Girl, you looks good, won’t you Bakken that azz up
Let the bog roll in.
It’s all Funen games until someone gets hurt.
Cognito, Ærø sum.
Danish Food & Beer Puns
Never Tuborg in Denmark
Danish cuisine is very so-fish-ticated. (Need more seafood puns? Check out 101 Funny Fish Puns that Explore Every Angler).
Please, sir, can I have some Smørrebrød.
FTW: For the wiener.
I just mead someone to love.
Look into my Krystkål ball.
I’m having a bad herring day.
Keep your finger on the pølser.
You’re Klarsuppe star.
Want more Hilarious Travel Puns?
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For more great travel quotes, check out my entire library of Travel Quotes, Puns, & Memes.
5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Denmark
The Lonely Planet Denmark guidebook for your trip. It can be hard to find big, international guidebooks once you land (or they’ll be way overpriced). Get yours ahead of time, either a hard copy or on a Kindle.
An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a Danish sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road.
Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS, and general travel genie.
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Danish cities because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day.
More Danish Travel Resources
Many people combine a trip to Denmark with a stop in Iceland. If you’re planning on combining these two countries, check out:
- 13 Steps to Flawlessly Planning a Trip to Iceland
- Definitive Iceland Packing List: What to Pack for Iceland for Women & Men
- 10 Perfect Icelandic Souvenirs Plus Iceland Shopping Tips
Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!
Before you leave for Denmark make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities like Copenhagen where tourists can easily become the targets of pickpockets or participating in any winter activities.
I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them. If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.