40 Dope Denmark Puns for Denmark Instagram Captions & Statuses

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Looking for hilarious Denmark puns to share with friends before a trip to Denmark? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Denmark Instagram captions or a Denmark status on your trip? Here are my favorite Denmark jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

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The Best Denmark Puns for Denmark Instagram Captions & Whatsapp Statuses

Here are my favorite Denmark puns for every circumstance.

Danish City Puns

Jokes about Denmark Puns for Denmark Instagram Captions and Denmark WhatsApp Status

This city is Dope-nhagen

Aarhus, in the middle of our street

Don’t Roskilde the vibes.

I love Copenhagen out with you.

Odense me in.

Jokes about Denmark Puns for Denmark Instagram Captions and Denmark WhatsApp Status

I’m not Copen very well with the fact that I have to leave today.

Aarhus is a very, very, very fine house

Stop Horsens around.

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Ain’t Skagen ’bout love.

What a time to be in Skive.

Denmark Travel Puns

Jokes about Denmark Puns for Denmark Instagram Captions and Denmark WhatsApp Status

I would love to live here, but I can’t a fjord it.

We mermaid for each other.

Night and Dane

Tivoli have eyes for you.

Everything’s coming up Rosenborg.

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The end is Nyhavn

Hamlet it up

On guard!

This place has tons of Stora-ge.

I don’t care if we have a daughter Øresund.

Jokes about Denmark Puns for Denmark Instagram Captions and Denmark WhatsApp Status

The lighthouse at the end of the tunnel.

What the duckling?

I’m simply Amaled! (okay this play on Amalienborg palace is a stretch, but I like it).

Greed Egeskov and Ham

From A to Zealand

Jokes about Denmark Puns for Denmark Instagram Captions and Denmark WhatsApp Status

Girl, you looks good, won’t you Bakken that azz up

Let the bog roll in.

Kare Mossø

It’s all Funen games until someone gets hurt.

Cognito, Ærø sum.

Danish Food & Beer Puns

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Never Tuborg in Denmark

Danish cuisine is very so-fish-ticated. (Need more seafood puns? Check out 101 Funny Fish Puns that Explore Every Angler).

Please, sir, can I have some Smørrebrød.

FTW: For the wiener.

Feeling Glogg-y.

Jokes about Denmark Puns for Denmark Instagram Captions and Denmark WhatsApp Status

I just mead someone to love.

Look into my Krystkål ball.

I’m having a bad herring day.

Keep your finger on the pølser.

You’re Klarsuppe star.

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5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Denmark

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The Lonely Planet Denmark guidebook for your trip. It can be hard to find big, international guidebooks once you land (or they’ll be way overpriced). Get yours ahead of time, either a hard copy or on a Kindle.

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An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a Danish sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road.

 

Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS, and general travel genie.

A Camera since Denmark is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.

 

A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Danish cities because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day. 

More Danish Travel Resources

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Many people combine a trip to Denmark with a stop in Iceland. If you’re planning on combining these two countries, check out:

 

 

 

Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!

Before you leave for Denmark make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities like Copenhagen where tourists can easily become the targets of pickpockets or participating in any winter activities.

 

I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.

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