Looking for hilarious Amsterdam puns to share with friends before a trip to Amsterdam?
Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Amsterdam Instagram captions on your trip?
Here are my favorite Amsterdam jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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How to Use these Amsterdam Puns & Jokes
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Amsterdam Puns & Jokes about Amsterdam
Having a ‘Dam good time in Amsterdam!
I want to stay, but it’s time to Van Gogh.
We’re having a wheely fabulous time in Amsterdam!
In Amsterdam, everyone is a bit of a cycle-path.
Cannabis get a break?
On our way to find Nemo.
Hey Amsterdam, how’s it growing?
Traveling Amsterdam with my best buds.
Our tulips should kiss.
We had high expectations, but Amsterdam ex-seed-ed them!
You canal think what you want, but I’m never coming home!
Tulips are better than one.
Amsterdam, Jordaan pretty!
Someone is always peddling something in the city.
Amsterdam Food & Beer Puns
Having a cheesy time in Amsterdam!
Living lager than life!
You’re the Rookworst.
This trip has been a piece of pancake.
Skol and bones.
I wish you were beer!
I Amstel in love with Amsterdam.
My favorite character in Star Wars in Heineken Skywalker.
I have a Kaas of the Mondays.
I love Amsterdam a waffle lot.
Having a bitterballen here in Amsterdam!
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5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Amsterdam
The Lonely Planet Amsterdam guidebook. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.
An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a Dutch sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road.
Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc).
My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Amsterdam because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets.
It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day.
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