25 Fantastic Amsterdam Puns & Inspiration for Amsterdam Instagram Captions

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Last Updated on: 19th June 2023, 06:40 pm

Looking for hilarious Amsterdam puns to share with friends before a trip to Amsterdam?

Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Amsterdam Instagram captions on your trip?

Here are my favorite Amsterdam jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

Read next: 25 Fantastic Quotes about Amsterdam & Amsterdam Instagram Captions

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Amsterdam Puns and Amsterdam Jokes for Amsterdam Instagram Captions

My Favorite Travel Booking Sites for 2023

These are my favorite companies that I use on my own travels.

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Find the best city tours, day tours, bus tours, & skip-the-line tickets on GetYourGuide and Viator.

Find the best deals on hotels & vacation rentals on Booking.com.

For English-speaking private airport transfers, book through Welcome Pickups.

For road trips and independent travel, rent a car through Discover Cars.

Find information and cruise reviews on Cruise Critic.

For packing and travel essentials order via Amazon.

Book an affordable family or romantic photography session on your trip through Flytographer (Use the code HISTORYFANGIRL for 10% off your first photoshoot).

For travel guidebooks to have with you during your trip, I always pick one or two from Rick Steves and Lonely Planet.

How to Use these Amsterdam Puns & Jokes

Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about Amsterdam for your photo captions, Amsterdam Instagram captions, Amsterdam Whatsapp status, Viber status, or however you want!

If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work!  

If you use one on a website, please link to this post. Otherwise, you can follow and tag me on social media so I can see you using them in action:

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Amsterdam Puns & Jokes about Amsterdam

Having a ‘Dam good time in Amsterdam!

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I want to stay, but it’s time to Van Gogh.

We’re having a wheely fabulous time in Amsterdam!

In Amsterdam, everyone is a bit of a cycle-path.


Cannabis get a break?

On our way to find Nemo.

Hey Amsterdam, how’s it growing?

Traveling Amsterdam with my best buds.


Our tulips should kiss.

We had high expectations, but Amsterdam ex-seed-ed them!

You canal think what you want, but I’m never coming home!

Tulips are better than one.


Amsterdam, Jordaan pretty!

Someone is always peddling something in the city.

Amsterdam Food & Beer Puns

Having a cheesy time in Amsterdam!

Living lager than life!

You’re the Rookworst.

This trip has been a piece of pancake


Skol and bones.

I wish you were beer!

I Amstel in love with Amsterdam.

My favorite character in Star Wars in Heineken Skywalker. 

I have a Kaas of the Mondays.

The Cheese Museum in Amsterdam

I love Amsterdam a waffle lot.

Having a bitterballen here in Amsterdam!

Read Next: 25 Fantastic Quotes about Amsterdam & Amsterdam Instagram Captions

Want more Hilarious Travel Puns?

I’m a little obsessed with travel puns. If you are too, check out:

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For more great travel quotes, check out my entire library of Travel Quotes, Puns, & Memes.

5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Amsterdam

Greece - Crete - Stephanie Luggage

The Lonely Planet Amsterdam guidebook. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.

An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a Dutch sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road.

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15 Exhilarating & Romantic Things to Do in Amsterdam at Night

Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.

A Camera since Amsterdam is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.

A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc).

My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Amsterdam because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets.

It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day. 

More Amsterdam Travel Resources

2012 Stephanie was Super Happy in Amsterdam
Super Happy in Amsterdam

Don’t forget to check out these inspirational Amsterdam quotes plus my overview of the Amsterdam UNESCO World Heritage Site before your trip!

Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!

Before you leave for Amsterdam make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road.

I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities like Amsterdam where tourists can easily become the targets of pickpockets.

I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  

If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.

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