25 Fantastic Amsterdam Puns & Inspiration for Amsterdam Instagram Captions

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Looking for hilarious Amsterdam puns to share with friends before a trip to Amsterdam? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Amsterdam Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite Amsterdam jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

 

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Amsterdam Puns and Amsterdam Jokes for Amsterdam Instagram Captions

 

 

Amsterdam Puns & Jokes about Amsterdam

 

Having a ‘Dam good time in Amsterdam!

 

I want to stay, but it’s time to Van Gogh.

 

We’re having a wheely fabulous time in Amsterdam!

 

In Amsterdam, everyone is a bit of a cycle-path.

 

Amsterdam

 

Cannabis get a break?

 

On our way to find Nemo.

 

Hey Amsterdam, how’s it growing?

 

Traveling Amsterdam with my best buds.

 

Amsterdam

 

Our tulips should kiss.

 

We had high expectations, but Amsterdam ex-seed-ed them!

 

You canal think what you want, but I’m never coming home!

 

Tulips are better than one.

 

Amsterdam

 

Amsterdam, Jordaan pretty!

 

Someone is always peddling something in the city.

 

 

Amsterdam Food & Beer Puns

 

Having a cheesy time in Amsterdam!

 

Living lager than life!

 

You’re the Rookworst.

 

This trip has been a piece of pancake

 

Amsterdam

 

Skol and bones.

 

I wish you were beer!

 

I Amstel in love with Amsterdam.

 

My favorite character in Star Wars in Heineken Skywalker. 

 

I have a Kaas of the Mondays.

 

The Cheese Museum in Amsterdam

 

I love Amsterdam a waffle lot.

 

Having a bitterballen here in Amsterdam!

 

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Want more Hilarious Travel Puns?

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For more great travel quotes, check out my entire library of Travel Quotes, Puns, & Memes.

 

 

5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Amsterdam

 

Greece - Crete - Stephanie Luggage

 

The Lonely Planet Amsterdam guidebook. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.

 

An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a Dutch sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road.

 

Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.

 

A Camera since Amsterdam is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.

 

A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Amsterdam because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day. 

 

 

More Amsterdam Travel Resources

 

2012 Stephanie was Super Happy in Amsterdam
Super Happy in Amsterdam

 

Don’t forget to check out these inspirational Amsterdam quotes plus my overview of the Amsterdam UNESCO World Heritage Site before your trip!

 

 

Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!

 

Before you leave for Amsterdam make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities like Amsterdam where tourists can easily become the targets of pickpockets.

 

I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.

 

 

Pin these Amsterdam Puns & Jokes About Amsterdam for Your Trip!

 

Amsterdam Puns and Amsterdam Jokes for Amsterdam Instagram Captions

 

Amsterdam Puns and Amsterdam Jokes for Amsterdam Instagram Captions

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