25 Amusing Malta Puns for Malta Instagram Captions & Statuses

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Looking for hilarious Malta puns to share with friends before a trip to Malta? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Malta Instagram captions or a Malta status on your trip? Here are my favorite Malta jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

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How to Use these Malta Puns & Jokes

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The Best Malta Puns for Malta Instagram Captions

Here are my favorite Malta puns for every circumstance.

Malta Travel Puns

Jokes about Malta Puns for Malta Instagram Captions and Malta WhatsApp Status

In Malta, you have to turn a lot of Triqs.

Ne-Valletta me go.

I like Malta-ple vacations per year!

Luqa-ut!

Tarxien and Jane

Jokes about Malta Puns for Malta Instagram Captions and Malta WhatsApp Status

You old Gzira

I’m ready to make the Mosta this vacation!

It’s a Hamrun

El Comino

It’s time to Gozo-me.

Jokes about Malta Puns for Malta Instagram Captions and Malta WhatsApp Status

Ready or Rabat, here I come.

Malta towers above the rest.

It’s hard to feel blue in Malta 

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I’m over the lagoon for you.

Another day in Paradise.

Jokes about Malta Puns for Malta Instagram Captions and Malta WhatsApp Status

Don’t be a Blue Hole.

Let’s just Popeye Malta for the weekend.

Ne-Valletta me go.

So take Valetta Maria

In Malta, their favorite US president is Barrakka Obama.

Malta Food & Wine Puns

Jokes about Malta Puns for Malta Instagram Captions and Malta WhatsApp Status

Maltese cuisine is so good, I’m getting bit Rotunda.

Maltese food is very so-fish-ticated. (Need more fish puns? Check out 101 Funny Fish Puns that Explore Every Angler).

I’d like some Pinhu Grigio.

I kannoli dream of Malta.

Wine not?

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Malta Travel Resources

Solo in Malta!

Headed to Malta? Here are some resources to help you plan your trip!

First, check out my guide to the best Malta photography spots. If you’re interested in Malta’s beaches, check out my guide to spending a day at the Blue Lagoon. 

You can read about the history of the country’s beautiful Maltese balconies here. Finally, if you’re headed to Gozo, here is my list of the best things to do on the island.

5 Things to Pack for Malta

Greece - Crete - Stephanie Luggage

The Lonely Planet Malta guidebook for your trip. It can be hard to find big, international guidebooks once you land (or they’ll be way overpriced). Get yours ahead of time, either a hard copy or on a Kindle.

Beach Bag: You can throw everything in a canvas tote bag or a multi-purpose day bag like this large Longchamp that I use as a purse on the road and a beach bag when needed.

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Go Pro: If you have one, bring it here. You’re going to want to get underwater photography at most of the beaches.

Full Sized Travel Towel: This towel is the perfect travel towel to have for both using at your hotel/hostel but also taking to the beach since it’s so big and beautiful. Rolls up small and comes with its own pouch so it takes up almost no room in your beach bag. Seriously, I’m obsessed with my travel towel.

Water shoes or sandals that can handle rocks, since many of the beaches here have underwater rocks. I use these Travel Jellies.

Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!

Before you leave for Malta make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be enjoying the great outdoors or Malta’s famous nightlife.

 

I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.

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Jokes about Malta Puns for Malta Instagram Captions and Malta WhatsApp Status

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