27 Fabulous Germany Puns & Germany Instagram Captions

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Looking for hilarious Germany puns to share with friends before a trip to Germany? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Germany Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite puns and jokes about Germany to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

 

Read Next: 50 Beautiful Germany Quotes & Germany Instagram Caption Inspiration

 

 

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Germany Puns and Germany Jokes for Germany Instagram Captions

 

 

How to Use these Germany Puns & Jokes

Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about Germany for your photo captions, Germany Instagram captions, Germany Whatsapp status, Viber status, or however you want!. If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work! 

 

If you use one on a website, please link to this post. Otherwise, you can follow and tag me on social media so I can see you using them in action:

 

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Germany Puns & Jokes about Germany

My favorite Germany jokes and puns!

 
 

Germany Travel Puns

 

Danube believe how beautiful this place is?

 

The street art in Berlin is very ad-mural-able.

 

In winter, Germany makes a great frost impression.

 

Potsdam, it’s hot out here!

 

Germany - Medieval German town Miltenberg on Main river, Bavaria.

 

Can I be Frankfurt?

 

Shake your Bonn-Bon.

 

Take a Leipzig of faith.

 

Brrrr-lin, it’s cold out here!

 

Germany - Berlin - Classic view of Berlin skyline with famous TV tower and Spree in beautiful golden evening light at sunset, central Berlin Mitte, Germany

 

Do you play the Saxony-phone?

 

Having a mighty Rhine time.

 

I love the smell of your Cologne.

 

Our itinerary is filled the Bremen with amazing things to do.

 

Germany - Colorful half-timbered houses in Miltenberg historical medieval Old Town, Bavaria, Germany

 

Let’s play Heidelberg and seek.

 

Do the Münster Mash.

 

Planning the perfect German itinerary doesn’t have to take a lot of Erfurt

 

About to go on a Berlin shopping Spree.

 

 

German Language Puns

 

We’re getting dressed to the Neins.

 

Don’t be so bitte.

 

Germany - Rakotz Bridge (Rakotzbrucke, Devil's Bridge) in Kromlau, Saxony, Germany. Colorful autumn, reflection of the bridge in the water create a full circle - Image

 

About to share some danke memes.

 

Would you be so kein.

 

 

German Food Puns

 

We have a Weiner schnitzel!

 

Taking cheesy selfies in Germany.

 

Don’t be such a sauerkraut.

 

A trip to Germany doesn’t have to take a ton of dough.

 

Germany - Dresden - German Food Café Schinkelwache

 

I’m looking for that spätzle someone.

 

I never sausage a delicious meal.

 

Stop being such a bratwurst.

 

 

Want more Hilarious Travel Puns?

I’m a little obsessed with travel puns. If you are too, check out:

 

 

For more great travel quotes, check out my entire library of Travel Quotes, Puns, & Memes.

 

 

5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Germany

 

Germany - Berlin - Suitcase and Day Bag packing to leave
What I brought on my last trip to Germany

 

I have an entire Germany packing list, that includes what to pack for Germany for every season, but here are some quick picks:

 

The Lonely Planet Germany guidebook for your trip. It can be hard to find big, international guidebooks once you land (or they’ll be way overpriced). Get yours ahead of time, either a hard copy or on a Kindle.

 

An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a German sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road.

 

Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.

 

A Camera since Germany is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.

 

A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for German cities because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day. 

 

Read Next: What to Pack for Germany: the Ultimate Germany Packing List for Women & Men

 

 

More Germany Travel Resources

 

Germany - Berlin - Potsdammerplatz Christmas Market Selfie Stephanie

 

If you’re headed to Germany, start with my list of the 21 Things to Know Before Traveling to Germany so you’re prepared when you get here and my favorite reasons to visit Germany in autumn and my favorite quotes about Germany.

 

If you’re thinking of going to Berlin, check out my guide to the best Berlin day trips and my favorite Berlin souvenirs and gifts.

 

I also love visiting Dresden! Check out these beautiful pictures of Dresden and the best Dresden street art to inspire your trip. I also have a guide to the best Dresden Instagram spotsbest Dresden tours, and what to do in the hip Dresden Neustadt neighborhood.

 

 

Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!

 

Before you leave for Germany make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging enjoying time in big cities where travelers can attract pickpockets.

 

I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.

 

 

Pin these Germany & Germany Instagram Captions for Your Trip!

 

Germany Puns and Germany Jokes for Germany Instagram Captions

 

Germany Puns and Germany Jokes for Germany Instagram Captions

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