Looking for hilarious Germany puns to share with friends before a trip to Germany?
Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Germany Instagram captions on your trip?
Here are my favorite puns and jokes about Germany to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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How to Use these Germany Puns & Jokes
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Germany Puns & Jokes about Germany
My favorite Germany jokes and puns!
Germany Travel Puns
Danube believe how beautiful this place is?
The street art in Berlin is very ad-mural-able.
In winter, Germany makes a great frost impression.
Potsdam, it’s hot out here!
Can I be Frankfurt?
Shake your Bonn-Bon.
Take a Leipzig of faith.
Brrrr-lin, it’s cold out here!
Do you play the Saxony-phone?
Having a mighty Rhine time.
I love the smell of your Cologne.
Our itinerary is filled the Bremen with amazing things to do.
Let’s play Heidelberg and seek.
Do the Münster Mash.
Planning the perfect German itinerary doesn’t have to take a lot of Erfurt.
About to go on a Berlin shopping Spree.
German Language Puns
We’re getting dressed to the Neins.
Don’t be so bitte.
About to share some danke memes.
Would you be so kein.
German Food Puns
We have a Weiner schnitzel!
Taking cheesy selfies in Germany.
Don’t be such a sauerkraut.
A trip to Germany doesn’t have to take a ton of dough.
I’m looking for that spätzle someone.
I never sausage a delicious meal.
Stop being such a bratwurst.
Want more Hilarious Travel Puns?
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For more great travel quotes, check out my entire library of Travel Quotes, Puns, & Memes.
5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Germany
I have an entire Germany packing list, that includes what to pack for Germany for every season, but here are some quick picks:
The Lonely Planet Germany guidebook for your trip. It can be hard to find big, international guidebooks once you land (or they’ll be way overpriced). Get yours ahead of time, either a hard copy or on a Kindle.
An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a German sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road.
Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for German cities because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day.
More Germany Travel Resources
If you’re headed to Germany, start with my list of the 21 Things to Know Before Traveling to Germany so you’re prepared when you get here and my favorite reasons to visit Germany in autumn and my favorite quotes about Germany.
I also love visiting Dresden! Check out these beautiful pictures of Dresden and the best Dresden street art to inspire your trip. I also have a guide to the best Dresden Instagram spots, best Dresden tours, and what to do in the hip Dresden Neustadt neighborhood.
Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!
Before you leave for Germany make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging enjoying time in big cities where travelers can attract pickpockets.
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