Looking for hilarious Mumbai puns to share with friends before a trip to Mumbai? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Mumbai Instagram captions on your trip?
Here are my favorite Mumbai jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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My Favorite Travel Booking Sites for 2022
These are my favorite companies that I use on my own travels.
Find cheap flights with CheapOair.
Find the best deals on hotels & vacation rentals on Booking.com.
For road trips and ground transportation, rent a car through Discover Cars.
Find information and cruise reviews on Cruise Critic.
For packing and travel essentials order via Amazon.
Get reliable travel insurance through World Nomads.
Store your luggage safely with Radical Storage.
How to Use these Mumbai Puns & Jokes
Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about Mumbai for your photo captions, Mumbai Instagram captions, Mumbai Whatsapp status, Viber status, or however you want!. If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work!
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The Best Mumbai Puns for Mumbai Instagram Captions
Here are my favorite Mumbai puns for every circumstance.
Mumbai Travel Puns
We just got here, but now it’s time to say Mumbai
Taj to the hand
I’d love a glass of Juhu.
No more bandstand-ing.
Being in Mumbai is never a Chor.
Going, going, Gandhi
I’m simply Madh for this city.
Mumbai is all the Raj.
I’ve got this in the Lal Bagh.
The Bandra played on.
Don’t leave me Hanging Gardens.
I harbor feelings for you.
Open the Gateway and seize the day.
Mumbai Food Puns
Bad and Pav Bhaji
It’s rice to meet you
Idli-ve here forever if I could
Saved by the bhel
The villain in Star Wars is Darth Vada
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5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to India
The Lonely Planet India guidebook. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.
An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a local sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road.
Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for India because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets.
Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!
Before you leave for India make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities like Mumbai where tourists can easily become the targets of pickpockets.
I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them. If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.