21 Funny Mumbai Puns & Jokes for Mumbai Instagram Captions

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Looking for hilarious Mumbai puns to share with friends before a trip to Mumbai? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Mumbai Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite Mumbai jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!


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How to Use these Mumbai Puns & Jokes

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The Best Mumbai Puns for Mumbai Instagram Captions

Here are my favorite Mumbai puns for every circumstance.


Mumbai Travel Puns


We just got here, but now it’s time to say Mumbai


Taj to the hand


It’s irr-Elephanta


I’d love a glass of Juhu.


No more bandstand-ing.


Mumbai India


Being in Mumbai is never a Chor.


Going, going, Gandhi 


I’m simply Madh for this city.


Mumbai is all the Raj.


I’ve got this in the Lal Bagh.


Mumbai India


The Bandra played on.


Don’t leave me Hanging Gardens.


I harbor feelings for you.


Open the Gateway and seize the day.



Mumbai Food Puns


Mumbai India Indian Food


Bad and Pav Bhaji


It’s rice to meet you


I over-dosas-ed

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Idli-ve here forever if I could


Saved by the bhel


Mumbai India Indian Food


The villain in Star Wars is Darth Vada


Bhaat-er up!


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5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to India


Greece - Crete - Stephanie Luggage
Staying in hostels? Make sure your bags will fit into their lockers.


The Lonely Planet India guidebook. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.


An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a local sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road. 


Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.


A Camera since India is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.


A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for India because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. 

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Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!


Before you leave for India make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities like Mumbai where tourists can easily become the targets of pickpockets.


I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.



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