21 Funny Mumbai Puns & Jokes for Mumbai Instagram Captions

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Looking for hilarious Mumbai puns to share with friends before a trip to Mumbai? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Mumbai Instagram captions on your trip?

Here are my favorite Mumbai jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

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My Favorite Travel Booking Sites for 2022

These are my favorite companies that I use on my own travels.

Find cheap flights with CheapOair.

Find the best deals on hotels & vacation rentals on Booking.com.

For road trips and ground transportation, rent a car through Discover Cars.

Find the best city tours, day tours, bus tours, & skip-the-line tickets on GetYourGuide and Viator.

Find information and cruise reviews on Cruise Critic.

For packing and travel essentials order via Amazon.

For travel guidebooks to have with you during your trip, I always pick one or two from Rick Steves and Lonely Planet.

Get reliable travel insurance through World Nomads.

Store your luggage safely with Radical Storage.

Book an affordable family or romantic photography session on your trip through Flytographer (Use the code HISTORYFANGIRL for 10% off your first photoshoot).

How to Use these Mumbai Puns & Jokes

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The Best Mumbai Puns for Mumbai Instagram Captions

Here are my favorite Mumbai puns for every circumstance.

Mumbai Travel Puns

We just got here, but now it’s time to say Mumbai

Taj to the hand

It’s irr-Elephanta

I’d love a glass of Juhu.

No more bandstand-ing.

Mumbai India

Being in Mumbai is never a Chor.

Going, going, Gandhi 

I’m simply Madh for this city.

Mumbai is all the Raj.

I’ve got this in the Lal Bagh.

Mumbai India

The Bandra played on.

Don’t leave me Hanging Gardens.

I harbor feelings for you.

Open the Gateway and seize the day.

Mumbai Food Puns

Mumbai India Indian Food

Bad and Pav Bhaji

It’s rice to meet you

I over-dosas-ed

Idli-ve here forever if I could

Saved by the bhel

Mumbai India Indian Food

The villain in Star Wars is Darth Vada

Bhaat-er up!

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For more great travel quotes, check out my entire library of Travel Quotes, Puns, & Memes.

5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to India

Greece - Crete - Stephanie Luggage
Staying in hostels? Make sure your bags will fit into their lockers.

The Lonely Planet India guidebook. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.

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An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a local sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road. 

Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.

A Camera since India is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.

A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for India because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. 

Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!

Before you leave for India make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities like Mumbai where tourists can easily become the targets of pickpockets.

I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.

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