Looking for hilarious Slovakia puns to share with friends before a trip to Slovakia? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Slovakia Instagram captions or a Slovakia status on your trip? Here are my favorite Slovakia jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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The Best Slovakia Puns for Slovakia Instagram Captions
Here are my favorite Slovakia puns for every circumstance.
Slovakia City Puns
The guys in Slovakia really Bratislava all over you
You can take that to the Banská
It’s Nitra meet you
Žilina on me
Let’s go shopping on Bardejov Drive
Why don’t you Poprad at 8?
Does my hand look Zvolen?
Do you like my Prešov nails?
Slovakia Travel Puns
Danube-lieve this place?
Feeling blue without you.
Spiš of cake
I joust love a castle, don’t you? (Need more castle puns? check out 50 Regal & Hilarious Castle Puns).
It’s time to say Tatra to Slovakia for now!
That was a very ice cave, don’t you think?
Yeah, I’m gonna take my horse to the Old Town Hall
After walking all day my feet are U-F-Over it.
Gate me back to Bratislava.
The host with the Most.
Make sure to Schloss after brushing.
In Bratislava, the museums are up in arms.
Slovakia Food & Drink Puns
The potatoes in Slovakia are spud-tacular.
Sweet and sauerkraut.
I like you kofola lot.
You’re bacon me crazy.
Ewe would love the cheese here! (Need more cheese puns? Check out 101 Delicious Cheese Puns).
What’s the cabbage?
It liptauers over you.
I’m a Germknödel-phobe.
Want more Hilarious Travel Puns?
I’m a little obsessed with travel puns. If you are too, check out:
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- 50 Hilarious Budapest Puns & Jokes for Budapest Instagram Captions
- 50 Perfect Prague Puns for Prague Instagram Captions & Statuses
For more great travel quotes, check out my entire library of Travel Quotes, Puns, & Memes.
5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Slovakia
Don’t forget to bring these with you!
The Lonely Planet Eastern Europe guidebook for your trip. It can be hard to find big, international guidebooks once you land (or they’ll be way overpriced). Get yours ahead of time, either a hard copy or on a Kindle.
An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a Slovakian sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road.
Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS, and general travel genie.
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Eastern European cities because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day.
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Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!
Before you leave for Slovakia make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities like Bratislava where tourists can easily become the targets of pickpockets.
I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them. If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.
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