50 Perfect Prague Puns for Prague Instagram Captions & Statuses

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Looking for funny Prague puns to share with friends before a trip to Prague? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Prague Instagram captions or a Prague status on your trip? Here are my favorite Prague jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

 

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Jokes about Prague Puns for Prague Instagram Captions and Prague WhatsApp Status

 

 

How to Use these Prague Puns & Jokes

Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about Prague for your photo captions, Prague Instagram captions, Prague Whatsapp status, Viber status, Prague Facebook status, or however you want!. If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work! 

 

If you use one on a website, please link to this post. Otherwise, you can follow and tag me on social media so I can see you using them in action:

 

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The Best Prague Puns for Prague Instagram Captions

Here are my favorite Prague puns for you visit to the Czech Republic.

 

 

Prague City & Travel Puns

 

So pretty that it’s hard not to Staré.

 

We’ll grow Old Town together. (For a Prague honeymoon caption)

 

The cost of a trip to Prague doesn’t have to be Astronomical.

 

Tyn after Tyn

 

Czech it out!

 

St Vitus Cathedral

 

I’ll Havel what she’s having.

 

Enjoying a reign-y day here at the castle. (For more, check out my list of Castle Puns)

 

You should Prague-ably visit this beautiful city!

 

I have a Czech-ered past.

 

If you can’t Vitus, join us!

 

Prague Castle at sunset - Czech republic

 

Prague-tice makes perfect.

 

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Yeah, I’m gonna take my horse to the Old Town Square. I’m gonna ride ’til I can’t no more.

 

Dirty Dancing House

 

My Prague-nosis? Time in the Czech Republic is working its magic on me.

 

Don’t Kafka in my direction. (Feeling sick? Check out these virus puns).

 

view of of Prague from Hradcany district, Czech Republic

 

What’s nouveau with you?

 

My views are Prague-ressive.

 

The Marvelous Miss Maisel Synagogue

 

This city towers over the rest.

 

On the Mendel.

 

Prague, Charles Bridge (Karluv Most) in the morning, the most beautiful bridge in Czechia. Czech Republic

 

I love watching the river under the Charles Bridge. It’s my favorite live stream.

 

Mo Money Mo Prague-lem

 

Oh my darling, Clementium

 

Today we’re executing our itinerary.

 

It’s a Prague-lematic fave

 

Astronomical clock in Prague, Czech Republic, Europe

 

Kids in the Town Hall

 

Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.

 

The Unbearable Lightness of Being in Prague

 

We went to see the Astronomical Clock. It was very time-consuming.

 

Wencelas time you were in a place this beautiful?

 

Wenceslas square and National Museum in Prague, Czech Republic

 

Mucha Gracias.

 

Hus line is it anyway?

 

It was Destinn-y.

 

This city is a-maze-ing.

 

The kids are Albright.

 

 

Prague & Czech Food Puns

 

Cake dessert, traditional Czech Kolache open pie with cottage cheese and poppy seeds. Pizza style pastry dessert Czech Republic

 

You’re a pain in my Česnečka.

 

Kolaches don’t cost a lot of dough.

 

Yes, sýr.

 

I love spending Halloween in Prague because it’s so goulash.

 

Christmas whole Carp baked with mushrooms. Served on a dark background with potato salad. Traditional Christmas Eve meal. Top view. Space for text

 

Prague is kind of a big dill.

 

Don’t carp on it.

 

What the duck?

 

Wiener, Wiener, chicken dinner. 

 

 

Czech Beer Puns & Liquor Puns

 

hand with a mug of the Czech beer against the background of Charles bridge in Prague

 

I feel grog-y.

 

Becherovka the moon.

 

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

 

All the pils.

 

It’s my pet pivo.

 

About to make some pour decisions.

 

Take a pitcher. It will last longer.

 

 

5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Prague

 

Greece - Crete - Stephanie Luggage

 

 

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The Lonely Planet Prague & the Czech Republic guidebook for your trip. It can be hard to find big, international guidebooks once you land (or they’ll be way overpriced). Get yours ahead of time, either a hard copy or on a Kindle.

 

An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a Czech sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road.

 

Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS, and general travel genie.

 

A Camera since the Czech Republic is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.

 

A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Czech cities because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets.

 

It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day. 

 

 

More Czech Travel Resources

 

Germany - Dresden - Stephanie

 

If you’ll be spending time in Prague, make sure you check out this list of the best Prague activities!

 

Many people combine a trip to the Czech Republic with a stop in Germany, Austria, or Switzerland. If you’re planning on combining countries, check out:

 

 

 

Want more Hilarious Travel Puns?

I’m a little obsessed with travel puns. If you are too, check out:

 

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For more great travel quotes, check out my entire library of Travel Quotes, Puns, & Memes.

 

 

Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!

 

Before you leave for Amsterdam make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities like Prague where tourists can easily become the targets of pickpockets.

 

I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.

 

 

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