Last Updated on: 8th August 2021, 10:55 pm
Looking for funny Prague puns to share with friends before a trip to Prague? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Prague Instagram captions or a Prague status on your trip? Here are my favorite Prague jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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How to Use these Prague Puns & Jokes
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The Best Prague Puns for Prague Instagram Captions
Here are my favorite Prague puns for you visit to the Czech Republic.
Prague City & Travel Puns
So pretty that it’s hard not to Staré.
We’ll grow Old Town together. (For a Prague honeymoon caption)
The cost of a trip to Prague doesn’t have to be Astronomical.
Tyn after Tyn
Czech it out!
I’ll Havel what she’s having.
Enjoying a reign-y day here at the castle. (For more, check out my list of Castle Puns)
You should Prague-ably visit this beautiful city!
I have a Czech-ered past.
If you can’t Vitus, join us!
Prague-tice makes perfect.
Yeah, I’m gonna take my horse to the Old Town Square. I’m gonna ride ’til I can’t no more.
Dirty Dancing House
My Prague-nosis? Time in the Czech Republic is working its magic on me.
Don’t Kafka in my direction. (Feeling sick? Check out these virus puns).
What’s nouveau with you?
My views are Prague-ressive.
The Marvelous Miss Maisel Synagogue
This city towers over the rest.
On the Mendel.
I love watching the river under the Charles Bridge. It’s my favorite live stream.
Mo Money Mo Prague-lem
Oh my darling, Clementium
Today we’re executing our itinerary.
It’s a Prague-lematic fave
Kids in the Town Hall
Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.
The Unbearable Lightness of Being in Prague
We went to see the Astronomical Clock. It was very time-consuming.
Wencelas time you were in a place this beautiful?
Hus line is it anyway?
It was Destinn-y.
This city is a-maze-ing.
The kids are Albright.
Prague & Czech Food Puns
You’re a pain in my Česnečka.
Kolaches don’t cost a lot of dough.
I love spending Halloween in Prague because it’s so goulash.
Prague is kind of a big dill.
Don’t carp on it.
What the duck?
Wiener, Wiener, chicken dinner.
Czech Beer Puns & Liquor Puns
I feel grog-y.
Becherovka the moon.
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
All the pils.
It’s my pet pivo.
About to make some pour decisions.
Take a pitcher. It will last longer.
5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Prague
The Lonely Planet Prague & the Czech Republic guidebook for your trip. It can be hard to find big, international guidebooks once you land (or they’ll be way overpriced). Get yours ahead of time, either a hard copy or on a Kindle.
An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a Czech sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road.
Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS, and general travel genie.
A Camera since the Czech Republic is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my Samsung8 smartphone these days.
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Czech cities because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets.
It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day.
More Czech Travel Resources
If you’ll be spending time in Prague, make sure you check out this list of the best Prague activities!
Many people combine a trip to the Czech Republic with a stop in Germany, Austria, or Switzerland. If you’re planning on combining countries, check out:
- What to Pack for Germany: the Ultimate Germany Packing List for Women & Men
- 17 of the Most Instagrammable Places in Dresden, Germany
- 13 Quirky & Enchanting Things to Do in Dresden Neustadt
- What to Pack for Austria: the Ultimate Austria Packing List for All Seasons
Want more Hilarious Travel Puns?
I’m a little obsessed with travel puns. If you are too, check out:
- 101 Travel Puns & Jokes for Hilarious Travel Instagram Captions
- 101 So-Bad-They’re-Good Italy Puns & Italy Instagram Caption Inspiration
- 50 Hilarious Rome Puns & Inspiration for Rome Instagram Captions
- 50 Fabulous France Puns & Jokes That Will Make You Groan with Glee
- 50 Hilarious Budapest Puns & Jokes for Budapest Instagram Captions
- 27 Fabulous Germany Puns & Germany Instagram Captions
- 25 Witty Scotland Puns & Inspiration for Scotland Instagram Captions
For more great travel quotes, check out my entire library of Travel Quotes, Puns, & Memes.
Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!
Before you leave for Amsterdam make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities like Prague where tourists can easily become the targets of pickpockets.
I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them. If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.