50 So-Bad-They’re-Good Canada Puns & Canada Instagram Captions

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Last Updated on: 8th August 2021, 10:53 pm

Looking for hilarious Canada puns to share with friends before a trip to Canada? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Canada Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite Canada jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

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Canada Puns and Canada Jokes for Canada Instagram Captions

How to Use these Canada Puns & Jokes

Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about Canada for your photo captions, Canada Instagram captions, Canada Whatsapp status, Viber status, or however you want!. If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work! 


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Canadian Puns & Jokes about Canada

Canada is eh okay.

Someone is talking badly about Canada, but I was having Nunavut!


Isn’t it Trudeau?


Having a part-eh.

There’s so much to CN do in Toronto.

Don’t go chasing Niagara Falls.

Why I Ottawa.

Canada Montreal

Jasper hands.

Yukon see the Northern Lights from here!

Having a Fundy time!

Don’t be such a Mount Royal pain in the ass!

Whistler while you work.


I’m in a Huron to get to the airport.

Feeling a bit Superior today.

This place gives me an Erie feeling. 

Canadian Food & Beer Puns

Stop poutine on airs.

I went to Labatt for you.


Don’t go bacon my heart.

She’s a butter tart face.

You’re on a lobster roll.

You’re making a mountain out of a Molson.

Don’t get cod feet.


Went to Tim Horton’s this morning for a latt-eh.

Canadian Hockey Puns

What the puck.

Puck-er up.

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Canada - Ottawa - Rideau canal fall

Life is better when we hockey stick together.

We shouldn’t have iced Canada for so long.

Canadian Nature Puns

The views here are unbe-leaf-able.

Canada is a-moosing.

Chilling with my birches.


Water you doing?

Nice to peak you.

May the forest be with you.

Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s maple leaves.


These boots were made for hiking.

The Canadian Rockies are hill areas.

I have a good altitude.

We’ve officially peak-ed.


It’s all downhill from here.

To summit all up, this trip has been amazing.

Tundra bolt and lightning. Very, very frightening


This trip cost us deerly…but it was worth it.

It’s the moose wonderful time of the year.

Canadian Weather Puns

Canadian weather is snow joke.

We mist our chance.

Canada - Ottawa - Rideau Canal skating rink, Parliament of Canada in winter, Ottawa

Falling in love with the autumn leaves. 

Canada wins best in snow.

Hi Canada, it’s ice to meet you!

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5 Things to Pack for a Trip to Canada

Canada - Toronto -Luggage

The Lonely Planet Canada guidebook for your trip. I used a Kindle version during my first few trips to Canada. It’s hard to find guidebooks once you’re actually on the ground.

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Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS, and general travel genie.

A Camera since Canada is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.

A Full-Sized Travel Towel for anyone taking advantage of Canada’s hostels or private accommodations. This is the best travel towel in the world, and you’ll need it if you are staying in hostels or anywhere that requires you to bring your towel.

Travel Insurance Policy information. If you have travel insurance, you need to be able to access the information easily in case of an accident or another incident. I have my personal travel insurance company recommended below.

More Canada Travel Resources

Headed to Canada? You can check out my Toronto Packing list and Montreal Packing list for ideas on what to bring to Canadian cities.

If you’re going to spend time in Montreal, check out my Montreal souvenir guide and Montreal’s best Instagram spots.

If you’ll be spending time in Ontario, I have guides to visiting Ottawa’s Rideau Canal plus histories on Toronto’s CN Tower and Canada’s role at the end of the Underground Railroad.

And of course, here’s my giant list of Canada travel quotes to use during your trip!

Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!

Before you leave for Canada make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities like Toronto and Monreal where tourists can easily become the targets of pickpockets.


I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.

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1 thought on “50 So-Bad-They’re-Good Canada Puns & Canada Instagram Captions”

  1. Wow these are actually hilarious. I am going to use these a lot the time I go to Canada. Thank you History fangirl. I am laughing really hard hehehah. But I have one question, in which scenario should I use these. Anyway I love This jokes! Thank you again. Ye boi. Please respond it would mean the Canada to me.


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