13 Times Square Puns for Perfect Times Square Instagram Captions

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Last Updated on: 8th August 2021, 11:42 pm

Looking for hilarious Times Square puns to share with friends before a trip to Times Square? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Times Square Instagram captions or a Times Square status on your trip? Here are my favorite Times Square jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

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How to Use these Times Square Puns & Jokes

Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about X for your photo captions, Times Square Instagram captions, Times Square Whatsapp status, Viber status, Times Square Facebook status, or however you want!. If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work! 


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The Best Times Square Puns for Times Square Instagram Captions

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Here are my favorite Times Square puns for every circumstance.

First Timers Square

They really dropped the ball this year.

From time to Times Square

It’s not in my character to enjoy Times Square

Once Upon a Times Square

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There are so many billboards in Times Square, but my favorite is the Auld Lang Sign.

I love spending quality Times Square together.

Another year bites the dust.

The Hello Kitty in Times Square just wished us Happy Mew Year’s!

She’s a good Times Square girl

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Well, would you look at the Times.

Times Square is of the essence

My favorite restaurant in NYC is Thymes Square


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5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to New York


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The Lonely Planet New York guidebook. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.


An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a local sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road. (For people without American cell phone plans).

Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS, and general travel genie.

A Camera since New York is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.


A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for New York because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day. 

More New York Travel Resources

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Headed to New York? Check out my guides to renting a car in NYCmy Hamilton-inspired list of things to do in New York, and how to visit the Statue of Liberty (and winter tips for the Statue of Liberty)


Of course, if you want New York Instagram captions, check out my massive list of New York quotes and fun New York PunsStatue of Liberty quotesStatue of Liberty puns, and Times Square quotes.

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Planning on doing a bit of shopping? Check out my New York souvenir and gift guide.


Will you be spending time in Brooklyn? Then use this guide to the best things to do in Park Slope and my favorite Brooklyn Bridge quotes and Brooklyn Bridge puns.


I also have podcast episodes on the history of Central Park, the Brooklyn Bridge, and Penn Station for you to listen to before (or during) your trip!

Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!

Before you leave for New York make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging enjoying time in the beautiful (but occasionally slippery) outdoors.


I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.

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