Last Updated on: 18th March 2023, 11:07 pm
Looking for hilarious Broadway puns to share with friends before a trip to Broadway? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Broadway Instagram captions or a Broadway status on your trip?
Here are my favorite Broadway jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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My Favorite Travel Booking Sites for 2023
These are my favorite companies that I use on my own travels.
Protect Your Trip via Safety Wing
Find the best city tours, day tours, bus tours, & skip-the-line tickets on GetYourGuide and Viator.
Find the best deals on hotels & vacation rentals on Booking.com.
For English-speaking private airport transfers, book through Welcome Pickups.
For road trips and independent travel, rent a car through Discover Cars.
Find information and cruise reviews on Cruise Critic.
For packing and travel essentials order via Amazon.
Book an affordable family or romantic photography session on your trip through Flytographer (Use the code HISTORYFANGIRL for 10% off your first photoshoot).
For travel guidebooks to have with you during your trip, I always pick one or two from Rick Steves and Lonely Planet.
How to Use these Broadway Puns & Jokes
Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about Broadway for your photo captions, Broadway Instagram captions, Broadway Whatsapp status, Viber status, Broadway Facebook status, or however you want!
If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work!
If you use one on a website, please link to this post. Otherwise, you can follow and tag me on social media so I can see you using them in action:
Instagram: @historyfangirl
Facebook: Stephanie Craig – History Fangirl
Twitter: @ahistoryfangirl
The Best Broadway Puns for Broadway Instagram Captions
Here are my favorite Broadway puns for every circumstance.
This play was Wicked good.
That was great, and I’m not lion.
I’m obsessed with musicals, but it might just be a stage.
Green Eggs and Hamilton
As far as Broadway puns are concerned, Anything Goes
How Rouge!
Mama Mia was ABBA-lutely wonderful
Bring a sweater or you’ll be Frozen
The Phantom was menacing
Ham it up
You are going on sweet sixteen
Burr, it’s cold in here
Tickets to Legally Blonde have fair prices.
Love Broadway? Now What?
Maybe you’ve been taking lessons, you’ve got a few chords under your belt, and you’re ready to buy a songbook.
Well, there are many Broadway songs you could try on a musical piano. With the finest Steinway & Sons Upright Pianos you could try out Broadway songs such as I Could Have Danced All Night, I Dreamed a Dream, and more!
Want more Hilarious Travel Puns?
I’m a little obsessed with travel puns. If you are too, check out:
- 101 Hilarious New York Puns & New York Instagram Captions
- 25 Boss Brooklyn Bridge Puns for Perfect Brooklyn Bridge Captions & Statuses
- 21 Slapstick Statue of Liberty Puns for Instagram Captions & Statuses
- 13 Times Square Puns for Perfect Times Square Instagram Captions
For more great travel quotes, check out my entire library of Travel Quotes, Puns, & Memes.
5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to New York
The Lonely Planet New York guidebook. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.
An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a local sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road. (For people without American cell phone plans).
Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS, and general travel genie.
A Camera since New York is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my Samsung8 smartphone these days.
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc).
My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for New York because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets.
It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day.
More New York Travel Resources
Headed to New York? Check out my guides to renting a car in NYC, my Hamilton-inspired list of things to do in New York, and how to visit the Statue of Liberty (and winter tips for the Statue of Liberty)
Of course, if you want New York Instagram captions, check out my massive list of New York quotes and fun New York Puns, Statue of Liberty quotes, Statue of Liberty puns, Times Square quotes, Times Square puns, Empire State Building quotes, and Empire State Building puns.
Planning on doing a bit of shopping? Check out my New York souvenir and gift guide.
Will you be spending time in Brooklyn? Then use this guide to the best things to do in Park Slope and my favorite Brooklyn Bridge quotes and Brooklyn Bridge puns.
I also have podcast episodes on the history of Central Park, the Brooklyn Bridge, and Penn Station for you to listen to before (or during) your trip!
Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!
Before you leave for New York make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging enjoying time in the beautiful (but occasionally slippery) outdoors.
I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them. If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.
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